Posted on Wed Aug 6, 08:40 PM in Livin'
After I sleep is not a good time to bother me with pain.
I hate headaches as much as the next person, but I especially hate them in the morning. First of all, it’s the crappiest way to start a day. Secondly, WTF happened while I was sleeping so well to cause me to be in pain when I wake up? Thirdly, my morning headaches seem to be of a rather potent variety; no amount of rehydration or analgesic dosage seems to do a darn thing, and I usually end up waiting until dinnertime before it subsides.
Seriously, what the hell. To paraphrase of Matt Fanale,
Dear morning headaches,
Fuck you in your headache cornholes.
Love, Mercy.
Hm…Make sure you have the right pillow, I guess.